Boston Globe Confirms:Santa an Obese Glutton

We at ASLaN told you so.
Santa is an obese glutton, full of several, if not all, of the deadly sins.

The Boston Globe has just confirmed this in a story on obesity.
Seems like a top doc in MASS. said it would do us all very good if Santa slimmed down. He is setting a bad example for kids, it turns out.

Well, no Ho Ho, what did one of the local fake Santas have to say about that?

“It would cripple the image of Santa if they were to take his weight away,” said Santa Jim Manning, owner of South End-based santaboston.com.

What he really means is that it would cripple the profits of the Santa scam.